i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom
Look at this cute picture I found of the dhmis cast.
The all look ready to kill someone
They most likely are
The Marauders: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
Vincent van Gogh, Starry Night [detail] (1889)
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
Thank you tumblr user kittykatparadox